Kya haal hai dosto? Umeed hai sab mast honge, apni-apni duniya mein busy honge. Lekin ek baat toh pakki hai, kitne bhi busy kyun na ho, films dekhne ka shauq toh hum Indians ka kabhi kam nahi hota. Aur jab hum films dekhte hain, toh kitni cheezein notice karte hain, hai na? Hero-heroine ki chemistry se lekar dialogues tak, sab par hamari nazar rehti hai.
Lekin aaj hum kuch aur baat karenge. Kuch aisi ‘gadbad’ ki jo films mein aksar ho jaati hai, aur jise dekh kar hum chahe ya na chahe, hans padte hain. Woh chhoti-chhoti ghaltiyan, continuity errors, ya phir physics-defying stunts, jo humein ya toh confuse kar dete hain, ya phir bas ek zabardast laugh de jaate hain. So, tayyar ho jao, kyunki aaj hum dive karne wale hain Bollywood ki in mazedar ‘gadbads’ mein jo aapko hansa degi… dekhi hain kya aapne bhi?
Is topic pe ek aur mazedar post bhi hai, jahan humne aise hi kuch aur blunders discuss kiye hain: Filmon Ki Woh Gadbad: Jinhe Dekh Ke Hum Bhi Confuse Hue! Pehle yeh padho, phir woh bhi check karna!
Continuity Ka Chakkar: Jab Cheezein Khud Hi Badal Jaati Hain!
Yeh sabse common aur sabse funny category hoti hai. Aap film dekh rahe ho, scene chal raha hai, aur agle hi shot mein kuch aisa ho jaata hai ki aapka dimaag ghoom jaata hai. Objects, clothes, hatta ki characters ke looks bhi suddenly change ho jaate hain. Lagta hai jaise kisi ne time travel kar liya ho, ya phir background mein koi jaadugar baitha ho!
The Magical Glass: Ek Pal Mein Gayab, Doosre Pal Mein Wapas!
Imagine karo ek intense scene chal raha hai. Hero gusse mein table par glass rakhta hai, dialog bolta hai. Camera angle change hota hai, aur agle hi shot mein woh glass gayab! Phir teesre shot mein wapas wahi glass. Arre bhai, yeh kya ho raha hai? Kya glass ko bhi privacy chahiye thi? Ya phir hero itna gusse mein tha ki glass khud hi dar ke maare gayab ho gaya?
Hum toh yahi sochte hain ki yeh glass wapas kaise aa gaya? Khud hi chal ke? Ya phir set pe kisi ne masti mein hata diya aur phir jaldi se wapas rakh diya? Jo bhi ho, yeh chhoti si galti aksar hamare chehre par ek muskaan chhod jaati hai.
Costume Ka Quick Change: Jab Hero-Heroine Ban Jaate Hain Fashion Magicians!
Yeh wala toh aapne kai baar dekha hoga. Heroine ek song sequence mein ek outfit mein hoti hai, agle hi shot mein ya phir agle hi step mein woh kisi aur outfit mein aa jaati hai. Ya phir hero kisi fight scene mein hai, shirt fat chuki hai, khoon beh raha hai. Agle hi shot mein woh perfect clean shirt mein khada hai, jaise kuch hua hi na ho! Bhai, yeh toh kapde nahi, teleportation device lagte hain!
Hum bhi sochte hain, agar humein bhi itni jaldi kapde badalne aa jaate, toh kitne time bach jaata subah. Lekin phir yaad aata hai, hum film mein nahi hain! 😂
Physics Ko Bye Bye: Jab Gravity Aur Logic Break Lete Hain
Bollywood aur physics, yeh toh lagta hai jaise do alag-alag grahon ke waasi hain. Humari films mein aksar aise stunts aur sequences hote hain, jinhein dekh kar Albert Einstein bhi apni qabar se uth kar puchhenge, “Yeh kaun si physics hai bhai?”
Action Se Overflow: Flying Cars Aur Invincible Heroes!
Koi bhi action movie utha lo. Hero ek punch maarta hai, aur 10 log hawa mein udte hue 20 feet door jaa girte hain. Car chase mein gaadiyan aise udti hain jaise paper planes hon, aur girne ke baad bhi hero ek scratch ke bina bahar aata hai. Ya phir, hero 1000 bullets khaane ke baad bhi ekdum sahi salamat khada hai, aur villain ek chhote se dhakke se hi “The End” ho jaata hai. Bhai, hamare hero ko toh science mein Nobel Prize milna chahiye, woh itni gravity-defying cheezein karte hain!
Hum toh bas popcorn khaate hue sochte hain, “Kaash asli life mein bhi hum itne strong hote!”
Ammunition Kabhi Khatam Nahi Hoti!
Yeh ek classic hai! Hero ek chhoti si pistol se lagataar 100 round fire karta hai, bina reload kiye. Villain ke paas machine gun hai, phir bhi uski goliyan khatam ho jaati hain. Hero ki gun mein toh lagta hai koi black hole hai, jismein ammunition kabhi khatam hoti hi nahi!
Hum toh bas sir pakad ke hans dete hain, aur sochte hain, “Yeh kaun si dukaan se goliyan laate hain bhai?”
Plot Holes Ya Creative Freedom?
Kuch ‘gadbad’ aisi hoti hai jo story mein hi hoti hai, ya phir logical flaws itne bade hote hain ki aapko hansne ke alawa aur koi option nahi milta.
Identity Crisis: Jab Koi Nahi Pehchanta!
Kitni films mein dekha hai, hero ya heroine ek chhota sa disguise pehen lete hain – bas ek moochh laga li ya chashma badal liya – aur unke apne hi family members unhe pehchan nahi paate! Hum toh apne friends ko 10 saal baad bhi pehchan lete hain, aur yahan toh unke apne hi “Yeh kaun hai?” karte hain. Lagta hai unki aankhon ko bhi plot convenience naam ki bimari lag gayi hai.
Background Mein Bhi Drama: Unintentional Cameos!
Kabhi-kabhi to set par bhi ‘gadbad’ ho jaati hai. Jaise, ek emotional scene chal raha hai, aur background mein aapko mic boom dikh jaata hai. Ya phir, aap notice karte ho ki ek extra camera mein ghoor raha hai, ya phir ek crew member galti se frame mein aa gaya hai. Yeh chhoti-chhoti cheezein hamare serious mood ko light kar deti hain.
Hum toh bas sochkar smile karte hain, “Arre, inki bhi apni film chal rahi hai!”
Toh dekha aapne, Bollywood ki films sirf entertainment hi nahi, balki unintentional comedy ka bhi khazana hain. Yeh chhoti-chhoti ‘gadbads’ ya ‘blunders’ hi toh hain jo hamare movie-watching experience ko aur bhi mazedar bana dete hain. Inhe dekh kar hum criticize nahi karte, balki pyaar se hans dete hain, aur thoda fun add ho jaata hai.
Aaj kal toh bade-bade stars ki filmon ko bhi log microscope laga kar dekhte hain, har detail ko analyze karte hain. Ab jaise Ranveer Singh ki filmon ko hi le lo, unki performance se lekar screenplay tak, sab kuch parakh liya jaata hai. Isi par ek interesting review padhna chahte hain? Check out: Dhurandhar Review: Ranveer Singh Ne Machaya Dhamal Ya Reh Gayi Kuch Kami?