Kya haal hai, dosto? Umeed hai aap sab ekdum first class honge! Main aapka apna blogger, aur aaj hum baat karenge us cheez ki jo hum sabko ek pal ke liye screen se nikal kar apni chair pe wapas le aati hai – ji haan, main baat kar raha hoon Filmy Blunders ki! Woh moments jab aap film dekh rahe hote hain, poore jazbaat mein doobe hote hain, aur tabhi ek aisi cheez dikhti hai jo aapko kehne pe majboor kar deti hai, “Arre yaar, yeh kya tha?”
Seriously, picture banane mein kitni mehnat lagti hai, kitne log din-raat kaam karte hain. Actors, directors, cinematographers, sound designers, spotboys… poori fauj hoti hai. Aur in sab ke beech, writers, woh unsung heroes jo poori kahaani ka dhaancha banate hain. Lekin kabhi-kabhi, insaani galti, time constraint ya shayad ‘chalta hai’ attitude ki wajah se kuch aisi cheezein screen pe aa jaati hain jinhe dekh kar aap has bhi padte ho aur thoda confuse bhi ho jaate ho. Toh chalo, aaj inhi ‘galti se mistakes’ pe ek nazar daalte hain, jo humare Hindi cinema ko aur bhi zyada mazedaar bana deti hain!
Kahan Hoti Hain Ye ‘Galti Se Mistakes’?
Jab bhi hum ‘filmy blunders’ ki baat karte hain, toh logon ko lagta hai ki yeh sirf chhoti-moti galti hogi. Lekin nahin, bhai! Ye blunders bhi kai types ke hote hain. Kabhi continuity ki gadbad hoti hai, kabhi logic ki धज्जियां उड़ती हैं, aur kabhi-kabhi toh poori history aur geography hi change ho jaati hai!
Continuity Ka Chamatkar: Jab Cheezein Khud Hi Badal Jaati Hain!
Yeh sabse common aur sabse easy-to-spot blunder hai. Imagine karo ek scene jahan hero ek fight sequence mein apni shirt ke button khol raha hai, aur agle hi shot mein uske buttons automatically lag jaate hain. Ya heroine ke baalon ka style ek shot mein straight hai, aur cut karte hi curly ho jaata hai. Yeh toh woh ‘magic’ hai jo humare filmon mein aksar dekhne ko mil jaati hai!
Clothes Change: Hero ne blue shirt pehni thi, cut! Ab woh red mein hai. Waah!
Props Disappear/Appear: Table pe phone tha, cut! Phone gayab. Yaar, kahan gaya?
Wounds Heal Instantly: Hero ko pehle shot mein chot lagi, khoon beh raha hai. Agle shot mein chot ka naam-o-nishaan nahi. Bas karo bhai, itni jaldi toh Wolverine bhi heal nahi hota!
Hum jaante hain ki ek scene ko kai angles se shoot kiya jaata hai, aur shots ko baad mein edit kiya jaata hai. Toh is process mein, kabhi-kabhi dhyan nahi rehta. Par humari sharp nazaron se kya bachengi yeh cheezein? Bilkul nahi! Agar aap bhi aisi ‘gadbad’ dekh kar hase hain, toh aapko yeh article zaroor pasand aayega: Filmon ki ‘Gadbad’ jo aapko hansa degi… dekhi hai?
Logic Ki Dhajjiyan: Jab Physics aur Common Sense Bole, “Hum To Chale!”
Yeh woh blunders hain jo aapko sabse zyada ‘Arre Yaar!’ wali feeling dete hain. Matlab, jab hero bina parachute ke aeroplane se kood jaata hai aur sahi-salamat utar bhi jaata hai. Ya jab villain ki car ek shot mein bomb se udti hai aur agle hi shot mein woh usmein se zinda bahar nikal aata hai, bilkul hero ki tarah!
Unlimited Ammo: Pistols mein kabhi goliyan khatam hi nahi hoti. Ek round mein 50 log maar diye? Koi baat nahi, magazine abhi bhi full hai.
Impossible Physics: Car hawa mein udti hai, 10 palat khaati hai, aur hero-villain ko kuch nahi hota. Normal insaan ki toh haddiyan toot jaayengi!
Speed Ka Kamaal: Hero ek shehar se doosre shehar mein 5 minute mein pahunch jaata hai, woh bhi traffic mein. Ab yeh kaunsa teleportation hai, bhai?
Sometimes, these logic gaps are so glaring that they pull you right out of the movie’s magic. Aap sochne lagte ho, “Yeh kaise ho sakta hai?” Aur yahi toh mazaa hai! Agar aapko bhi aisi ‘gadbad’ dekh ke confusion hota hai, toh yeh link aapke liye hai: Filmon Ki Woh Gadbad: Jinhe Dekh Ke Hum Bhi Confuse Hue!
Geography aur History Ka Gyaan: Jab Writers Bhool Gaye School Mein Kya Padha Tha!
Kabhi-kabhi writers aur filmmakers background research mein thode se weak pad jaate hain. Aap film dekh rahe ho jo 1970s mein set hai, aur screen pe ek latest smartphone dikh jaata hai. Ya phir, ek scene jo Mumbai mein shoot hua hai, aur background mein Eiffel Tower dikh raha hai! Seriously? Aisi mistakes dekh kar toh humare school teachers bhi ‘Arre Yaar!’ bol dete.
Anachronisms: Historical film mein modern cheezein dikh jaana.
Location Blunders: Ek shehar ki shooting mein doosre shehar ke landmarks dikh jaana.
Aisi mistakes kaafi rare hoti hain, par jab hoti hain toh pakka viral ho jaati hain.
Writers Ka Pressure Aur Humari Nazar
Toh bhai, baat yeh hai ki writers bhi insaan hote hain. Itni lambi-chaudi scripts likhte hain, details pe dhyaan dete hain, dialogues banate hain. Kai baar toh last minute changes hote hain, aur us chakkar mein choti-moti galti reh jaati hai. Humari nazar toh ek-ek frame pe rehti hai, especially jab film mein action, drama aur emotion ka full package ho.
Achchi writing film ki jaan hoti hai. Agar writing strong ho, toh actor kitna bhi kamzor ho, woh nibha jaata hai. Aur agar writing mein hi flaws hon, toh bade se bade star bhi kabhi-kabhi poora impact nahi de paate. Jaise ki kisi movie ke review mein, har aspect ko dekha jaata hai, waise hi hum bhi writing ke chote-chote flaws ko pakad lete hain. Agar aap Ranveer Singh jaise dhurandhar actor ki performance par likha review padhna chahte hain jo film ke har pehlu ko dekhta hai, toh yahan click karein: Dhurandhar Review: Ranveer Singh Ne Machaya Dhamal Ya Reh Gayi Kuch Kami?
Hum audiences ka bhi apna hi mazaa hai in blunders ko spot karne mein. Yeh ek tarah se humara unofficial ‘spot the difference’ game ban jaata hai. Jab hum koi blunder pakadte hain, toh ek alag hi satisfaction milta hai. Ek toh film dekhi, aur upar se ek secret mission bhi poora kiya!
Toh agle baar jab aap koi film dekh rahe hon, aur aapko koi aisi ‘galti se mistake’ dikhe jo aapko ‘Arre Yaar!’ kehne pe majboor kar de, toh samajh jaana ki aap akele nahi ho. Yeh toh Indian cinema ka anokha flavour hai, jo humari filmon ko aur bhi yaadgar bana deta hai. Kyunki ultimately, it’s all part of the magical, sometimes chaotic, world of filmmaking!